Committing suicide in a socially acceptable way. Cigarettes, anorexia, drugs, drinking, fucking… self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…Tumblr (3.0; @theperfectpessimist)http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/<p>The roads feel strange when I&#8217;m driving tonight. Like, I have not driven down them in a long, long time. I might be pregnant, I might be paranoid.</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/996255058http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/996255058Sun, 22 Aug 2010 23:46:15 -0400<p>I went back and read all my old entries. I am always retarded. Is anything I&#8217;m feeling now real? or in a few months will I come back and read this and think &#8220;I was retarded.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know. All I know is that my life has changed completely for the better. I am purely happy for once. Nothing is underlyingly wrong with my relationship with Corey. Now if only this can last&#8230;. my life wont be one big fucking mess.</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/968168048http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/968168048Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:03:13 -0400<p>Yesterday my mom came home and threw some keys in my room. That stupid bitch that sold me my first car last year FINALLY gave my mom the spare keys. too bad my beautiful thunderbird got totaled awhile ago&#8230;. so i just made a necklace out of the spare key :]</p> <p>LONG LIVE SCRAMBLESSSS!!!</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/781707399http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/781707399Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:37:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l53p1czV1S1qzvu53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imnotmorrissey.tumblr.com/">imnotmorrissey</a>)</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/775733543http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/775733543Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:01:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4oy4i1mB51qzzxybo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://imnotmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/761694657/gothstar-rcolettesaintyves-poil-de-carotte">imnotmorrissey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gothstar.tumblr.com/post/761675590/roseslikeruby-skeletonsdance-forestgraves-sandysays">gothstar</a>: <a href="http://roseslikeruby.tumblr.com/post/761672683/skeletonsdance">r</a><a href="http://colettesaintyves.tumblr.com/post/743080604/poil-de-carotte-julien-duvivier-1932">colettesaintyves</a>: <br/><strong><br/>Poil de Carotte</strong>, Julien Duvivier, 1932.</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/762191365http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/762191365Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:21:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4fxlpXowE1qa6ql2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/post/747664690">cuntpunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skankbank.tumblr.com/post/747338333/comfortingsounds-xx">skankbank</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://comfortingsounds.tumblr.com/post/736965470/xx">comfortingsounds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://andbusiness.tumblr.com/post/727087851">xx</a></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/748608511http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/748608511Tue, 29 Jun 2010 02:17:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ley6BfAE1qzvu53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imnotmorrissey.tumblr.com/">imnotmorrissey</a>)</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/737754871http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/737754871Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:53:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4glx4G55N1qzracxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/">cuntpunt</a>)</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/735622077http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/735622077Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:14:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4g1q0YiRb1qzvu53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imnotmorrissey.tumblr.com/">imnotmorrissey</a>)</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/727356650http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/727356650Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:40:39 -0400<p>1. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>2. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>3. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>4. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>5. When the iPhone 4g takes till July 17th to ship to my house because all the stores are sold out</p> <p>6. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>7. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>8. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>9. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p> <p>10. When my boyfriend talks on the phone during sex</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/724638349http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/724638349Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:14:08 -0400<p>In other words, Egyptian Meth.</p> <p>There is a video that teaches you how to make it, and I want to try, but I&#8217;m afraid it will kill me if it&#8217;s wrong.</p> <p>I AM AN IDIOT. WHO WANTS TO TRY AND SNORT THIS SHIT WITH ME</p> <p>p.s. I know it&#8217;s fake. I&#8217;m jesting.</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/722513256http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/722513256Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:52:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4cp7fRPRO1qbgxv6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/post/720966485">cuntpunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://uh-matty.tumblr.com/">uh-matty</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/721056566http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/721056566Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:50:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4cmn2xuQI1qbq82no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/post/720818793">cuntpunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://mercedesbrown.tumblr.com/">mercedesbrown</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>YUSSSSS. What keeps me alive.</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/721044695http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/721044695Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:46:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l44xhlH69a1qbquaho1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://rivv.tumblr.com/">rivv</a>)</p> <p>THis is what i watched as kid. and they wonder why we do drugs….</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/706803964http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/706803964Thu, 17 Jun 2010 00:16:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3xu3fqEiL1qzracxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/">cuntpunt</a>)</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/698027222http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/698027222Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:30:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2tl3dEu2R1qbvx0xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://imnotmorrissey.tumblr.com/post/643482957/lisztomania-corcordium-monkeyknifefight-pizzaspl">imnotmorrissey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lisztomania.tumblr.com/post/642940508">lisztomania</a>: <a href="http://corcordium.tumblr.com/post/642930898/monkeyknifefight-via-pizzasplash">corcordium</a>: <a href="http://monkeyknifefight.tumblr.com/post/642918380/via-pizzasplash">monkeyknifefight</a>: <a href="http://pizzasplash.tumblr.com/">pizzasplash</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck yeah Pulp Fiction</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/644330801http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/644330801Sat, 29 May 2010 14:12:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2yh10YAtj1qzh5gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/">tumblrisforlulz</a>)</p> <p>mmmm yesssss</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/630554231http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/630554231Tue, 25 May 2010 02:45:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt712eSAKy1qziyd9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://movieoftheday.tumblr.com/post/246764115/you-met-me-at-a-very-strange-time-in-my-life">movieoftheday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”</p> </blockquote> <p>MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/625532776http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/625532776Sun, 23 May 2010 13:48:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2qdit9dIP1qziyd9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://movieoftheday.tumblr.com/">movieoftheday</a>)</p> <p>favorite movie of all time, besides fight club</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/625499912http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/625499912Sun, 23 May 2010 13:34:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2qsiqP7sx1qzd7ljo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/post/617766185">cuntpunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/post/617576206">tumblrisforlulz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://prostitots.tumblr.com/post/617466851">prostitots</a>)</p> <p>ALL THE TIME</p>http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/620730392http://theperfectpessimist.tumblr.com/post/620730392Fri, 21 May 2010 22:13:05 -0400